7DS: Pants On Fire! + Euphoria
Fri, May 16th 8:00pm @ White Eagle
Portland’s Wildest Storytelling Experience Returns!
Join us as we host Portland’ most wildest and interactive entertainment event with Pants On Fire! Party at the historic White Eagle Hotel & Saloon.
Pants On Fire! features some of the Pacific Northwest’s premier storytellers, comedians, artists, writers, celebrities & musicians telling some of the most outrageous, hard-to-believe, 100% true stories you've ever heard. The problem is, one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.
Think you can figure out which ones are telling the truth, and which one's pants are on fire? If you can, you might win a bunch of cool stuff, including sponsor swag, concert tickets, and an overnight stay at the Edgefield Winery & Hotel.
Or try to win the Bag O’ Somewhat Valuable Prizes with our Two Truths & A Lie Audience Cage Match!
And after the Pants On Fire! liar is revealed, we’ll keep the party moving into the evening with live comedy by Jeremiah Coughlan’s Euphoria Show.
So join us for an evening of good eats & drink, games & prizes, mingling, catching up, great music, and of course fantastic storytelling - most of which will actually be true!
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The Absolute Worst, Best & Weirdest
Wed, June 18th 8:00pm @ White Eagle
It’s audience vs. performers as host Travis Abels and 7 Deadly Sins present a collection of Portland’s top comedians, writers, artists, radio personalities, and other assorted raconteurs tell the story of their own Worst, Best or Weirdest Parenting Ever.
But anyone in the audience can offer up the deets on their own worst, best or weirdest parenting story.
And that story can be about whatever parenting means to you, either with a parent or someone as a parent of a tiny human or beloved pet. Maybe it’s a story of the time your kid wrecked your car, or the time some brilliant parenting strategy you tried massively backfired. Or maybe it’s about when you tried to hide something terrible you'd done from your own parents, or the time you caught you mom or dad doing something terrible, or the time they really came through for you when you needed it.
Whoever everyone decides had the Worst, Best, or Weirdest Parenting story — be it performer or audience member — will have a chance to win one of the absolute best or absolute worst prizes ever awarded on stage.
We’ll also give away prizes for the best answer to our Absolute Worst Question Of The Night, the evening’s Best Audience Member, and whoever brings the Absolute Worst, Best or Weirdest Family Photo — whatever that means to you. Plus other prizes that we’ll probably just make up as we go!
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The Pants On Fire! Double Header
July 18th @ White Eagle
Portland’s Wildest Storytelling Experience Returns!
Join us as we host Portland’s wildest and most interactive comedy and storytelling entertainment event with Pants On Fire! at the historic White Eagle Hotel & Saloon. But this time, you have two shows to choose from — the Pants On Fire Family/Friendly Early Show, or the Pants On Fire Filthy/Freaky Late Show.
As always, no matter which show you choose you’ll hear eight of the Northwest’s premier storytellers, comedians, artists, writers, celebrities & musicians telling some of the most outrageous, hard-to-believe, 100% true stories you've ever heard — except that one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.
And as always, if you can guess which of our storytellers is the liar, you could win an overnight stay at the Edgefield Winery on us. Or you can try to win the Bag O’ Somewhat Valuable Prizes with our Two Truths & A Lie Audience Cage Match!But this time, you have two Pants On Fire! shows to choose from.
Our early show, Pants On Fire: Family/Friendly (6:00pm), will be all ages, featuring eight of the most amazing, hard-to-believe s stories you’ll ever hear — one of them, of course, being entirely made up. It will be a great early-evening affair, and the first time we’ve ever done a Pants On Fire! where young adults can join in the fun. (Please note that although the show is all-ages, some stories will likely be more PG-13 than G.)
Our late show, Pants On Fire: Filthy/Freaky (9:00pm), will be 21 and over only, and will feature eight incredibly sinful, decidedly not-safe-for-work stories that will be just as amazing and hard-to-believe as the ones form the early show.
So pick a show, get your tix, and come out to hear a night of the best stories you’ll ever not believe. It’s going to be a blast.
