Absolute Worst, Best & Weirdest: BOO!
An Open-Mic Night Of Scary Stories
It’s an open-mic audience vs. three curated performers as host Meg Ferrill and 7 Deadly Sins present a collection of Portland’s top comedians, writers, artists, radio personalities, and other assorted raconteurs ramp up the Halloween spirit and tell the their own absolute true worst, best or weirdest scary stories alongside people form the audience — maybe even you.
And yours can be anything you’ve experienced that’s scary. Maybe it’s a ghost story! Or maybe it’s a story about when you faced your greatest fear. Or the first time you ever asked someone out on a date. Or went skydiving. Or started to wonder if the hitchhiker you’d just picked up was a serial killer. Or maybe it’s about a time when you absolutely scared the pasts off of someone else.
Whoever everyone decides had the worst, best, or weirdest scary story — be it performer or audience member — will have a chance to win one of the absolute best or absolute worst prizes ever awarded on stage.
We’ll also give away prizes for the best answer to our Absolute Worst Question Of The Night, the evening’s Best Audience Member, and whoever comes in the best or weirdest costume. Plus other prizes that we’ll probably just make up as we go!
Also, we may ask everyone to howl at the moon. Or we may not. (We’ll see.)
Wed, October 15th 8:00 pm @White Eagle Saloon & Hotel
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The 7DS: Pants On Fire! All-Star Party
Treat yourself to a night off the day after Turkey Day as we host Portland’ most wildest and interactive entertainment event with our annual Pants On Fire! All-Star Party at the historic White Eagle Hotel & Saloon.
Pants On Fire! features some of the Pacific Northwest’s premier storytellers, comedians, artists, writers, celebrities & musicians telling some of the most outrageous, hard-to-believe, 100% true stories you've ever heard. The problem is, one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.
Think you can figure out which ones are telling the truth, and which one's pants are on fire? If you can, you might win a bunch of cool stuff, including sponsor swag, concert tickets, and an overnight stay at the Edgefield Winery & Hotel.
Or try to win the Bag O’ Somewhat Valuable Prizes with our Two Truths & A Lie Audience Cage Match!
We’ll have two shows: our all-ages early Family/Friendly Show at 6:00pm, and our definitely NSFW 21 & over Filthy/Freak Show at 9:00pm.
Best of all, our annual Thanksgiving Weekend Pants On Fire! All-Star Party features the our best storytellers of the year, as chosen by our fans.
Be warned that this show always sells out well in advance, so plan on getting your tickets early.
