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The Absolute Worst Show: WORST. DATE. EVER.


  • White Eagle Saloon 836 N Russell Street Portland, OR 97227 USA (map)

Join us October 16th as 7 Deadly Sins and host Meg Ferrill pit three of Portland’s premiere comedians, writers, and raconteurs against people in our audience to see who can lay claim to having been on the Absolute Worst Date Ever

Whoever in the house has the best Worst Date Ever story and one lucky audience member will each get to choose one of our hidden Grand Prizes — some of which will be absolutely awesome, and some of which will be the absolute worst prizes ever given away on stage. 

Or, win another of the prizes we’ll be giving away, such as the prize for the Absolutely Worst Pickup Line Ever you’ve ever used, or had used on you. Or agree to be part of a prearranged blind Mystery Date at the show and have a bite and a sip on us in VIP seating! Or maybe even take home some random prize that we decide to give out for reasons we just make up as we go!

So pull out your worst pickup line, gather your wing-people, grab your best (or worst) date, and hook up with 7 Deadly Sins and the White Eagle for the Absolute Worst Night of comedy and storytelling Portland has to offer. 

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Earlier Event: September 20
Pants On Fire!