7DS The Absolute Worst Show:
WORST. LOVE STORY. EVER.
It’s audience vs. performers as host Meg Ferrill and 7 Deadly Sins present a collection of Portland’s top comedians, writers, artists, radio personalities, and other assorted raconteurs to celebrate the Valentine’s Day Season by telling us their Worst Love Story Ever.
But anyone in the audience can offer up the deets on their own worst ever love story. And that story can be about any kind of love that went sideways — romantic love, fraternal love, familial love. A pet that never loved you back. The time you finally met your idol and they were terrible. That pair of $500 shoes that caught your eye in a window but never lived up to your dreams. Basically, anything you adored that flamed out, imploded, or was simply never fated to be.
Whoever everyone decides had the best Worst Love Story Ever experience — be it performer or audience member — will have a chance to win one of the absolute best or absolute worst prizes ever awarded on stage.
We’ll also give away prizes for the best answer to our Absolute Worst Question Of The Night, the evening’s Best Audience Member, and someone willing sing a verse of their choice for the Worst Love Song Ever. Plus other prizes that we’ll probably just make up as we go!
Wed, February 19th @ The White Eagle Hotel 8:00pm
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The Pants On Fire Double Header!
Join us as we host Portland’s wildest and most interactive comedy and storytelling entertainment event with Pants On Fire! at the historic White Eagle Hotel & Saloon.
As always, you’ll hear eight of the Norhtwest’s premier storytellers, comedians, artists, writers, celebrities & musicians telling some of the most outrageous, hard-to-believe, 100% true stories you've ever heard — except that one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.
And as always, if you can guess which of our storytellers is the liar, you could win an overnight stay at the Edgefield Winery on us. Or you can try to win the Bag O’ Somewhat Valuable Prizes with our Two Truths & A Lie Audience Cage Match!
But this time, you have two Pants On Fire! shows to choose from.
Our early show, Pants On Fire: Family/Friendly, will be all ages, featuring eight of the most amazing, hard-to-believe s stories you’ll ever hear — one of them, of course, being entirely made up. It will be a great early-evening affair, and the first time we’ve ever done a Pants On Fire! where young adults can join in the fun. (Please note that although the show is all-ages, some stories will likely be more PG-13 than G.)
Our late show, Pants On Fire: Filthy/Freaky, will be 21 and over only, and will feature eight incredibly sinful, decidedly not-safe-for-work stories that will be just as amazing and hard-to-believe as the ones form the early show.
So pick a show, get your tix, and come out to hear a night of the best stories you’ll ever not believe. It’s going to be a blast.
